Thank you for submitting your "disastrous dorm rooms" scholarship applications. We put on the rubber gloves, sorted through the muck, and we have picked a winner.
Want to know what we're looking for? Then follow this cheat sheet:
Picture Mugatu's Derelict fashion line--don't just be dirty, be disgustingly imaginative.
Make us laugh, or cry, or think about the human condition. Whatever approach you try, make it stick.
We can't see your entry if your social accounts are set to private. This means private entries essentially don't exist, which is why we can't accept them.
Entries are due by Oct. 31, 2013 and tardiness will not be tolerated.